Goodfellas

One Paulie, no Pete, no Vinnie, no Tony... what kind of gangsters are these?

I'm sorry, but how is this movie one of the best ever made? It seems like the plot is simply content to implode throughout the entire film. The basic summary is thus: Henry Hill (Ray Liotta) and his friends work their way up through the mob hierarchy. So perhaps I watched it too late at night, but it seemed to play out as thus (spoilers, but I don't recommend you see this one anyway): one's crazy and ends up face down in a pool of blood, one double-crosses and kills off his co-mobsters, and one tries to run his own crooked business, ends up getting busted, and turns pussy by ratting on everyone and running off to witness protection.

Now normally I don't have a problem with limited storyline, except where that's pretty much all the movie's got going for it. There is little else to keen a viewer interested, with no outstanding acting, sets, costumes, dialogue, no gory themes. No this movies hangs on its storyline, which unfortunately fails.

Where I think this movie falls down the most is the protagonist, Ray Liotta, isn't identifiable enough at the end. If mob movie history has taught audiences around the world one thing, it's that snitches are bad and get what's coming to them. So I'm not sure why the writer decided that was best plot to follow, but I feel it didn't serve to unite an audience behind his actions as the credits start to role.

So, average movie, ok acting, lame storyline.


The Good: Paul Sorvino as Paulie Cicero and much of the supporting cast.
The Meh: Storyline, the rest of the acting.
The Ugly: The ending.
Hey There Good Looking: Gina Mastrogiacomo
Overall: 6.5/10

 Somewhat less attractive in film...

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

 Meet Blondie, Tuco and Angel Eyes...

And the theme music is present virtually throughout the entire score.

I personally don't really enjoy westerns, but this film has some good moments, and is probably the best western I've seen. The first thing that threw me in the film was the order in which the characters are 'announced' on screen; (from memory) the Ugly, the Bad then the Good.

The storyline follows the three characters as they pursue a hidden stash of gold, the location of which is only partially known by each. A good script which is likable and easy to follow, although once again suffers a bit for its length. I feel there were quite a few scenes that could have been left out without detracting from the overall movie. Don't feel bad to fast forward through the opening credits, and yawn through the final stand off... I did. Have fun looking over a 40 odd year younger Clint Eastwood though, he's degenerated somewhat.

The acting of each main character is suitable for the era and genre of the film which is entertaining to watch. Nothing really wrong with the film, however I think its high ranking may be enforced by those with nostalgia more than anything else.

A cigar, a poncho and a gun, what else does a man need in the desert?

The Good: Good sets/locations, classic 60's acting, a young and handsome Clint Eastwood.
The Meh: Length
The Ugly: Opening credits, 'dramatic' final showdown.
Hey There Good Looking: Clint Eastwood.
Overall: 7/10

Pulp Fiction

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Pulp Fiction is probably in my top three movies of all time, a Quentin Tarantino masterpiece featuring a whole cache of stars including Samuel L. Jackson, John Travolta, Bruce Willis, Uma Thurman and more. Aside from brilliant writing and direction from Tarantino, what makes this movie stand head and shoulders over others like it is the dialogue. Google 'Pulp Fiction quotes' and you're likely to come up with virtually the entire script.

With nothing but praise for this movie, I'll outline some of my personal highlights:

Shake it baby!

The scene at Jack Rabbit Slim's where Mia and Vincent get down and twist after Mia indulges in a five dollar milk shake.
Vincent and Jules (Travolta and Jackson) share some of the best discussions including McDonald's burger names in Paris, the sensuality of a foot massage and the pros and cons of eating pork.
One of the best goes to Bruce Willis as the boxer Butch and his girlfriend Fabienne:

F: Whose motorcycle is this?
B: It's a chopper, baby.
F: Whose chopper is this?
B: It's Zed's.
F: Who's Zed?
B: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

 Not a motorcycle...

All in all, those sitting down to watch this movie should be acutely aware it's a Tarantino flick, and nothing less. That means that if you look to movies to provide some form of moral standpoint, look elsewhere. If you're looking for entertainment in the form of one of the best movies ever made, here it is.

The Good: Entire film.
The Meh: What's that?
The Ugly: Does. Not. Compute.
Hey There Good Looking: The Gimp.
Overall: 10/10

The Godfather

One mobster to rule them all...

I'll make him an offer he can't refuse! One of the greatest lines in Hollywood history, spoken deservedly in the best gangster flick in Hollywood history. If you've never heard about The Godfather movies before, you truly aren't a movie fan. Here Marlon Brando, regarded by some as the greatest actor of all time, presents one of the best acting performances I've ever seen as the Don, Vito Corleone.

As a new era of organised crime descends on the Corleone family, the Don looks to cultivate his young and unwilling son Michael, played by a very young and dashing Al Pacino, to be his successor. Al Pacino's performance in this movie is quite astounding, partly for his acting and partly for seeing how impressively the years have taken it's toll on him.

Handsome wasn't he?

Having not yet seen Part 2, I can say this was easily Pacino's best work, and to be utterly overshadowed by Marlon Brando is more impressive still. For any that haven't seen this movie, I must recommend it as absolutely one of the best movies of all time. I have nothing bad to say, the acting is top notch, the sets, costumes, plot, were all very good.

The only thing to be cautioned of is it's not a movie one can simply put on after a long day at work and blob out to. This movie demands your attention, but if you are willing to invest a little time, it will greatly reward.

The Good: Everything.
The Meh: Nothing.
The Ugly: Don't even go there...
Hey There Good Looking: Simonetta Stefanelli as Apollonia
Overall: 9/10

 

 Because bewbs?

The Shawshank Redemption

But seriously, how do I get myself some suspenders like those...

The Shawshank Redemption's plot follows the incarceration and subsequent adventures of Tim Robbins as Andy Dufresne (said doo-frain), as witnessed by fellow inmate and professional narrator Morgan Freeman.

I'm not really going to bleat on about its ranking as numero uno on IMDB; it's a decent movie, nothing really long wrong with it. Much of the acting in the movie if of high caliber, and Tim Robbins even manages to keep me from my usual reaction of reaching my guts out at the sight of him. He even goes to prove he's not Kristen Stewart's father by squeezing out a smile!

See! You can tell because his eyebrows go up and his eyes squint more...

With nothing really going for it in terms of soundtrack, cinematography, costumes, etc it's left up to the acting and plot to keep this movie entertaining, which it is actually quite successful at doing. The storyline is fine, and finishes nicely. One of the more successful parts of the script is the development of the character Andy, and how the interweaving of seemingly unrelated events (such as the rock collection and being locked in the hole) affect Andy's ultimate decisions along with his general outlook on life.

The support cast does a great job upholding Mr Robbins and keeping the audience interested enough, although while watching it viewers will likely remain quite aware of the movie's length. Overall, the chances are this movie won't chance your life, and it's really just an average enjoyable movie, nothing that special.

The Good: Morgan Freeman narrating like a boss, Clancy Brown as the mean old captain of the guards.
The Meh: Tim Robbins, he's not that awesome.
The Ugly: movie length, that's about it.
Hey There Good Looking: if you're looking for eye candy, you came to the wrong place.
Overall: 7/10

OMGosh, spoiler!

The Avengers

One of the highly anticipated movies of 2012 that all of us 'comic fans' have been waiting for - and hoping like hang that they don't stuff it up!
Going into the cinema I had my reservations on how they were going to pull this off... placing all these superheroes into one movie and trying to create a decent story line and flow, this movie really needed to be a sequel to each of the characters.

The Avengers is based on the development of the Avengers Initiative, to help fight against the evil about to be unleashed by Thor's half brother Loki. But with each character sporting complex personalities and trying to be the bigger man, it was going to be no easy feat. So there were many laughs to be had.

I must say that I was thrilled by the story's continuation, the brilliant directing, superb acting and great effects. The salute to the comics and video game with some subtle yet well placed comments and actions was really nice to see.


So all in all, a job well done!
A wonderfully entertaining watch that has something for everyone.


The Good: Robert Downey Jr. and his continually changing 'pet' names for the different characters!
The Bad: You really need to have seen Thor for this to follow and make sense! If you have then nothing really that bad.
The Meh: The Final show down where Dr. Banner turns into the Hulk effortlessly and without pain, and can suddenly control him with ease, contrary to his comments throughout the entire film. But not a biggy.
Hey There Good Looking: Cobie Smulders, playing the part of Agent Maria Hill

 

Overall: 9/10